Best. Amazon.Reviews. Ever.

For those of you who shop on Amazon, do you read the customer reviews? If you've ever let a review weigh into your purchasing decision (or heck, even if you haven't but want a good laugh), you must check out the reviews for the Samsung 85-inch Ultra television.

It cures cancer.  It makes Cops an interactive show. It drives otherwise normal men to sell their children in order to finance the ultimate Super Bowl experience. It sends Call of Duty gamers diving from their beanbag chairs.

If you've found a product with better reviews, post here. I'd love to hear about it!